Center section, row K, end three seats by the aisle at George Carlin's show in Pensacola tonight. It was great. And Vance Gilbert was awesome too. I suggest listending to his music. I'm glad I had both the Hoffman boys with me tonight. I don't think I could have enjoyed it much more without them.


Just to make George happy, these are jokes he said we could learn quickly and easily so we could share them with others. Just imagine a dirty "old fuck" telling these:

I've got three jokes for you.

These are family jokes... because well, they involve family members.

A little boy and his father were sitting on the back porch. 
The little boy looks at his father and asks him, "Daddy, what that hairy area down there on mommy?" 
He looks at him and says, "Well, son... that's a vulva."
The little boy replies," Well, then what's a cunt?"
"... That's the rest of mommy."

This joke is a bit more vile.

A little girl was standing in the bathroom and her daddy stepped out of the shower. 
She asks him, "Daddy when do I get a penis?"
He says, "As soon as mommy goes to work."

This last one is meant to make your stomach turn a bit. And its based on regional sterotypes.

How does an ozark mountain girl know when her mom is on her period?
When her brother's dick tastes funny. 




^___________^ G'nite. 

I get my first schedule in the morning for work so I gotta get some sleep.

<3